There are plenty of places to have sex out in the world if you get creative, but usually, everyone winds up in the same place: the bedroom. I mean, yes, you can go to your bed, your partner’s bed, or heck, maybe even a hotel bed if you feel like taking a walk on the wild side. For the most part, though, a lot of people keep it pretty vanilla with their location choices for sex… or at least that’s what I thought, until a couple of Reddit threads asked people to share the weirdest places to have sex from their personal experience.

From playgrounds to Target parking lots, let me just say this: People are getting freaky in places way more exciting than the bedroom. Read along and prepare to have your mind blown.

THEY DID IT ON A PLAYGROUND.

Swing, in an empty playground.
With another reddit user, who may or may not see this.
— PurpleThirteen

THEY GOT IT ON IN, NOT JUST ANY PARKING LOT, BUT THE TARGET PARKING LOT.

Target parking lot.
I like to keep things classy.

— kinseytark

THEY BOINKED IN THE CHURCH PARKING LOT.

On the hood of the car in a church parking lot. We were definitely watched, but not by any.. corporeal bystanders.
— transfixedonwhy

THEY DID IT AT A FAMILY REUNION.

Family reunion
— sickjuicy

THEY DID MORE THAN CAST A VOTE IN THE ELECTION BOOTH.

I got f*cked in the *ss at the election booth
— wttk

FORGET MCDONALD’S — THEY PORKED IN A BURGER KING BATHROOM.

Burger King bathroom

— PutinsButtCheeks

THEY ROCKED THE BOAT IN A CANOE.

Floating canoe
— ColdBeef

THEY BROKE SOME ICE DURING A DISNEY ON ICE SHOW.

A Disney Princesses on Ice show. Found an empty dining room only used for bigger events. The table clothes were a nice touch, thanks empty dining room.
— SuckMyUname_plz

THIS PERSON LOST THEIR V-CARD IN A MOVIE THEATER.

I lost my virginity on Easter in the front row of a movie theater. Have also had sex in a bathroom at a gas station that was in a bad part of town.
— debeezy

THEY GOT IT ON IN A CAR OUTSIDE A POLICE OFFICER’S HOUSE.

Back of a car next to my house in the alley infront of my Police Officer neighbors house as he was coming home.
— Full-of-Bad-Ideas

THEY DID IT IN A SHED.

In a tiny shed, resting against a lawnmower

— VapeForMeDaddy

THEY MADE LOVE ON A CLIFF OVERLOOKING A RIVER.

On the side of a cliff over a river.
— NotBearhound

THEY CONSUMMATED THEIR LOVE RIGHT BEFORE GETTING MARRIED.

The court house restroom right before getting married.
— Hey_IT

NOT ONLY WERE THEY IN A POOL, BUT THEY WERE ALSO IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO HER PARENTS.

Did it in her pool when her parents were inside the house
— NeedMoreMayo

THEY GOT X-RATED AT A G-RATED PARTY.

Children’s birthday party (with another adult), her grandmothers closet (with her grandmother in the bedroom), a Pizza Hut, dog shelter (with another adult), one of those mega churches.

— whitegoldz

THEY DID IT IN A STARBUCKS PARKING LOT, AND SHE DITCHED HER DATE FOR IT.

Starbucks parking lot with a girl who was on a date with another guy who was in that Starbucks waiting for her to return to the date.
— donutshopsss

THEY GOT ACROBATIC IN HER BACKYARD.

On a trampoline in my girlfriend’s backyard.
— philnich

THEY SCORED ON A GOLF COURSE.

On a golf course. It was night time, but people saw us and one of them made a joke about “the 19th hole”. Yes, we were drunk.
—girlsdemsugar

THEY DID MORE THAN MOURN IN A GRAVEYARD.

Graveyard.

— FizzFoxFaxen

THEY PROBABLY GOT SAND IN SOME NOT-SO-GREAT PLACES.

Beach at 5am with joggers jogging past
— nickachu_

THEY DID IT WHERE THEIR PARENTS LIVE.

The lobby of my parent’s apartment building.
— jgaskins34

THE GRINDING GOT TAKEN A LITTLE TOO FAR FOR THEM.

Party bus.
— high_side

THEY DID SOME GREAT THINGS ON THE GREAT WALL.

On the Great Wall of China.
— Samseaster

Honestly, that list left me pretty speechless, but let me leave you just one thought: How awkward would you have felt if you were on your family vacation to the Great Wall of China and noticed a couple doing it in the background of your family photo? LOL.

Author: blackrabbit798